things they say off air...(respond)

[Master Annoyer of the void!!]

-Goku: "Fighting? What's that?"

-Vegeta: "Wow, these romance novels are good. I'll ask Bulma for more."

-Kurilin: "I have a nose!"

-Piccolo: "Eww, look at all the yucky blood!"

-Vegeta: "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

-Chi Chi: "Gohan, stop studying. I want you to concentrate on your training."

-Vegeta: "No Bulma, not tonight."

-Brolie: "I do have a brain. It's just that I don't show it."

-Future Trunks: "I got my sword from sell-a-vision for only $39.99!"

-Oolong: "Playboy magazines are trash. They should be burned."

-Kurilin: "Something smells fishy here..."

-Bojack: "Please don't hurt me! I'll be good! I'll be good!"

-Goku: Vegeta, I can't stand it anymore! I LOVE YOU!
-Vegeta: I LOVE YOU TOO! I though when I married Bulma, it would get her out of the way for us!

-#16: "Burn all plants! Kill all animals!"

-Vegeta: "Sorry Goku, I can't spar with you today. I've got some gardening to do."

-Piccolo: "Look how far I can stuff these french fries up my nose!"

-Chi Chi: "Ooh, baby, let's get *down*!"

-Vegeta: "SOMEBODY KILL THE BUG! SOMEBODY KILL THE BUG!"

-Dr. Gero: "Building cyborgs and fighting Goku is too much work. I've decided to rededicate my lab to the making of Silly Putty!"

-Bulma: "Sorry Bra, I don't know how to fix TV sets. I guess you'll have to miss your cartoon show."

-Vegeta: "Bulma, can I borrow your nail polish?"

- Bulma: "Hello, you've reached 123-BABE. Would you like to know what I'm wearing?"
-Goku: "Bulma, is that you?!"

-Gohan: "My father really sucks."

-Piccolo: "I need a new hair brush."

-Trunks: "I've decided to become a monk."

-Chi Chi: "Oh, lookie at that guy over there! He's so fiiiiiine!"

-Chi Chi: "Go ahead and spoil your dinner, see if I care."

-Bojack and co.: "We have great fashion sense!

-Vegeta: *sniff* "That 'Titanic' movie was so sad!"

-Goku: "Chi Chi, can you read 'The Three Little Pigs' to me?"

-Bulma: "I have no money!"

-Chaozu: "I'm a girl!"

-Vegeta: "But Bulma, I don't want to go to the haunted house. It's so scary!"

-Goku: "Yay! Chi Chi signed me up for school! Now I can have a proper education!"

-Cell: "When I kill people, that doesn't mean that you can judge me as a person who has become mad and want to blow up the earth in a desperate attempt to kill my enemies."

-Bulma: "I love you, Master Roshi!"

-Nappa: "Damn, I've lost my wig!"

-Bulma: "Dinner time!"
-Vegeta: "But Bulma, Teletubbies is on!"

-Goku: "Looks like I've won the chess game again, Bulma. Pay up."

-Brolie: "I have an I.Q of 1,000,000,000,000,000."

-Mr. Satan: "Can someone *gag* help me *cough* lift this *grunt* feather?"

-Freeza: "My makeup! Where's my makeup!"

(From Barry)
-Goku: "I'm tired of fighting..."

-Vegeta: "C'mere, Bulma, and give Daddy some sugar!"

-Piccolo: "I'm giving up on my training and opening a bikini store to meet chicks."

-Goku: "Chi-chi, shut the @#%$ up! Don't make me come over there!"

-Vegeta: "You're right, honey. I'll be more responsive to your needs. Forgive my selfish ways..."

-Vegeta & Piccolo: "Where the @%$# is the remote? Oprah's on!!"

-Goku: "Gohan, (points to Videl) THIS is a woman. They're a *lot* more fun than fighting, believe me!"

-Piccolo: "Anyone wanna play 'Twister'?"

-Vegeta: "I'm glad you're the better fighter, Kakarotto! Can we still be pals?"

-Goku: "Cell? Buu? You guys deal with it; I'm on vacation..."

-Vegeta: "Being a Saiya-jin prince isn't all it's cracked up to be..."

-Piccolo: "Gohan! Beer me!"

-Piccolo: "Must conentrate...focus energy....aw, damned Rubik's Cube!"

-Goku: "Calculus is easy, Gohan! You just have to apply yourself harder! Here, let me show you..."

-Goku: "Gohan, Videl looks easier than a 2-piece jigsaw puzzle. You should be be able to score in no time!" (sound of Chi-Chi's frying pan on Gokou's head)

-Kurilin: "#18, get your sorry ass over here! Don't make me come over there! And bring me the @#$% remote! Oprah's on!"

-Vegeta: "How's my hair?" (ala Gary Shandling)

-Vegeta: "I don't know which I like better; the cream drapes or the peach. Bulma! Which matches the new carpet better? Boy, interior decorating is tougher than fighting Cell!"

-Vegeta (drunk): "You guys are great! (slur) I love you, man!"

-Vegeta: "I want my Mommy!"

-Vegeta: "Hello, I'm Prince Vegeta, and welcome to Masterpiece Theater!"

(From SSJ3 Gokou)
-Buu: "1-800-98-JENNY"

-Trunks (to Bulma): "Mom don't make me beat your ass again, get me some damn Koolaid!"

-Vegeta: "Gokou... I love you man!!!!!"

-Gokou: "You're not getting my Bud-Light, Veggie."

-Roshi: "Women disgust me."

-Gohan: "Hey Piccolo! Eat my shorts!"

-Bulma: "Hey Veggie, come give me some of that good loving before I kick your ass!!!"

-Vegita: "Vegita 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!!!'

[Master Annoyer of the void!!]

-Gokou: "Hey Chi Chi, bend over so I can have some tossed salad with my dinner."

-Chi Chi: "Damn, that Vegita has an ass to die for!!!"

-Vegeta: "Bulma I'm really gay."

-Bulma: "I should have known by the way you stare at GokouTrunks,and even my dad!"

(From Scuzzy)
-Goku: "Common sense? Sure I got plenty of that but I just choose to ignore it!"

-Vegeta: "Hadoken!"

-Goku: "Up, up and away!"

-Vegeta: "I wish Kakarotto was more sensitive about MY feelings..."

-Goku: "I'm sorry, Chichi! This never happened to me before..."

-Vegeta: "KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAA!!"

(From Silver Bolt)
-Vegeta: "Does this pink dress bring out my eyes?"

(by me, Meri)
-Future Trunks: "No Dad, I don't wanna train in that @#!$&%^ Room of Spirit & Time! I just wanna go to the mall and pick up some chicks!"

-Vegeta: "The shirt says 'BADMAN', but I assure you that it's not true!"

-Future Trunks: (singing) "I'm too sexy for my shorts, too sexy for my shorts, I'm too sexy, yeah...!"

-Tien: (to Chaozu) "Dammit kid, stop followin' me around! I was hopin' I got rid of you when ya died with Nappa, but nooooo, I had to meet up with you again even in the after-life!"

-Zarbon: "I'm not gay! I'm only drawn that way!"

-Dr. Gero: "I'm not only the President of Plastic Dome Brains for Men, I'm also a client!"

-The Ginyu Team: "We're considering leaving the fighting biz and starting our own acid rock band."

-Tien: "Not only am I a fighter, but in my spare time, I do stunt doubles for Mr. Clean!"

-Broli: "I've given up my evil ways and am taking up flower arranging."


-Trunks: "Hey Krillin, I thought we told you to stop calling those 900 numbers!"

(From Jennifer)
-Piccolo: *sheepishly and blushing (purple)* "Bulma, do you have time to go to the mall with me? I need a new wardrobe..."

-Bulma: "You are so cute, Muten Roshi!"

-Veggie-chan: "Want to enter ballet school, Goku-chan?"

-Veggie-chan *smiles brilliantly*: "Don't I look lovely in this bridal gown?"

-Vegeta: *wearing a KISS THE COOK apron* "Kiss me, Bulma!"

-Trunks: "Gosh, I'm getting flabby, must go to the gym, or the chicks won't like me anymore!"

-Goku: "Gohan, can you teach me algebra?"

-#17: "I love you, Cell!"

-#18: "Kuri-chan, would you want me to massage your back? ^^;"

-Shenlong: "Let's boogie, man!"

-Goku: "2x+(-6x) equals -4x..."

-Veggie-chan: "Don't you think I'll look nice if I permanently curled my hair?"

-Veggie-chan: "Bra, you are sooooooooooooooooooo cute!"

-Vegeta: *whine* "I also want to be on the Grand Tour!"

(From Anonymous)
-Mutenroshi: "Okay, I admit. I'm a gay homosexual."

-Oolong: "You're right. Panties are disgusting."

-Buu: "Hmm. By golly, I do have an overly rotund belly don't I? oooh hoo hoo Buu, grrrhmmm excuse me for that loud and obnoxious sound."

( Man With the One Pronged Fork)
-Picollo: "I'm having some serious trouble expressing my true feelings with words. So, I have these hand puppets."

-Picollo: "I'm having some serious trouble expressing my true feelings with words. Instead, I'm going to use interperative dance."

-Kamisama: "Just look at me. I'm a pretty boy."

-Chi Chi: "You know, occasionally, everyone gets a vaginal yeast infection, even me. And it use to take a whole week for the anti-fungal creams to work. But now I can cure my vaginal infections in only three days, with new Vagisol 4. Now nothing can keep me from feeling less than fresh."

-Vegita: "After all of these years... fighting just doesn't seem enough any more. I feel so empty. I'm gonna join the WCW. Maybe I can get some respect. Just the other day, I was walking down the street, and some kids started to make fun of me. It really hurt my self-esteem. Maybe I'm getting too old".

-Picollo: "I've got something to admit to you guys. I really like little girls. Twelve year olds get me off."

-Trunks: "I went on the Goofy Barnstormer ride at Disney Land... It scared the sh*t out of me."

-Kurilin: "I couldn't go on that ride by myself, I was too short."

-Goku: "When I go on those things, I get kind of dizzy, and then I pass out."

-Chi Chi: "You guys are such women. I love rollercoasters. Cedar Point in Ohio has the best rides."

(From OmegaWarrior)
-Bulma & ChiChi: "Fu-sion!"

-#18 : "I don't want your money!"

-#16 : "Mmmm. . .Chicken."

-Buu : "I should see a dentist."

-ChiChi: "Don't bother Gohan while he's studying, Kakaroto."

-Vegeta: "I should see a barber."

-Goku: "I'm full."

-Freeza: "Zarbon-san... Where's the #$%@! is the remote, Oprah's on!"

(From Scott)
-Vegeta: "I love you. What should we do now Kakkarot?"

-Goku: "I said study Gohan, NOW!"

-Goku: "Oh my god! He's killed Kurilin, YOU BASTARDS!" (a la South Park)

-Kurilin: "I'm the strongest being alive! Nobody can hurt me! MWA HA HA!"

-Kurilin: "I'm a chick magnet!"

-Gohan: "Cram it with walnuts, Piccolo!"

-Trunks: "I'm gonna die my hair. Purple hair makes me look gay!"

(From Uber)
-Vegeta: "Let's go to Disney Land!"

-Vegeta: "Anyone got any hair gel?"

-Vegeta: "Look Bulma, I just built a time machine!"

-Piccolo: "Come on Gohan, make the dragon dance again!"

-Gohan: "Mom, do my hair again, it won't stay down!"

-Future Trunks: "D#*%! I wish I had Dad's hair!"

-Nappa: "I'm Super Saiyan! No I'm not! Now I am! How can you tell?"

-Nappa: "I'm not only the presedent of hair club for men, I'm also a member!"

-Nappa: "Mr. Clean is my Hero!" *singing* "Mr. Clean, Mr.Clean.."

-Freiza: "Zarbon, does this shade of lipstick suit me or should I try black? I really want to impress Vegeta you know."

-Cell: "Please, Ridley Scot, You know I'm perfect for the part of the Alien!"

-Broli: "..And here is my BA in language

[Master Annoyer of the void!!]

From Delenne)
-Vegeta: "Trunks, you ever have that not so fresh feeling?"

-Vegeta: "Violence never solves anything"

-Vegeta: "Bulma you are the kind of women who never changes"

-Vegeta: "Hey Bulma, I am out of hairspray! I guess I'm going to have to fly into an electrical storm again to get my hair looking it's very best"

-Vegeta: "Gokou, where do you get your hair done? I am looking for a new look and you have great fashion sense."

-Trunks: "Papa, where to babies come from?"
-Vegeta: "You really want to know? Ask Gokou. Now he is a real ladies man."

-Vegeta: " Bulma, I have desided to become a vegetarian"
-Bulma " I thought you already were one, Vegeta?"

-Vegeta: "Trunks never wear spandex like me because boy do I have a rash from wearing them all the time"

(From Darkserpent)
-Any saiyajin: "I'm not hungry."

"what's 2+2?"
-Gohan: "ummmm. I don't know."

-Vegita: "Kakarotto, I know you are better than me."

-Trunks: "Eeewww! Girls!"

-Chichi: "Gokou, did you just explain the law of gravity?"

-Trunks: "Mom! You built a time machine, Dragon Ball radar and a whole lot of other inventions and you can't even program a VCR???"

-Gokou: "I forgot how to fight."

-Gohan: "Duhhhh."

-Dr.Gero: "F#ck!How am I going to program andriods if I can't even figure out how to set the time on the VCR!!!!

-Vegita: "Gokou! I just made it through sensitivity class!"

-Shenlong: "I don't like that wish so i'm not going to grant it!"

-Vegita: "SH*T! That was scary!"

-Vegita: "Stop the merry-go-round!! It's going too fast!!"

-Gohan(Pointing at Piccolo): "Get a life Green Man!!!"

(From LadyVidel)
-Yajirobe: "Guys! Can I borrow some money? I need it to buy a stairmaster!"
-Bulma: "NO! Go away!" (throws her shoe at Yajirobe)

-Tien: "Not only am I the president of the Hair Club for Men, I'm also a client!"

-Vegita: "I'm retiring from fighting to join the circus!! I'm going to be a clown!!"
-Chaozu: "Sounds like a fine time! I'll join you Vegita!"
-Gokou: "I agree, let's all join the circus!!!"
-Everyone else: "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Vegita(wild with excitment): "Come on everyone, LETS GO!!!!"

-Gokou: "I'm afraid I just can't eat tonight, Chichi. I'm just not hungry".

-Piccolo: "OHHH...I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER!! THAT IS WHAT I TRULY WANT TO BE!! CAUSE IF I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!!! EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(From Immicolia)
-#17: "Ahh! Nobody move! I just lost one of my colored contact lenses!!"

(From Alyssa)
-Vegeta: (to Kurilin) "Hey! Come back here, cue ball! I'm not done playing pool with you yet!"

-Goku: "Pssst! Hey fella?! Ya wanna see my Dragon Balls!?"

(From SJupiterX)
-Chibi Trunks: "Momma cut my hair!"

-Piccolo: "Namek...Crecent Beam...SMASH!"

-Trunks:(cries)

[Master Annoyer of the void!!]

-Pan:(talks to Videl) "Are you my real mama? How come I look like Chi Chi?"

-Gohon: "Piccolo, can I have a piece of your arm because when you die, I think I'll forget you. Anyways you'll grow back a new arm."

-Trunks: "Awww man, split ends!!"
Krillen: "Too bad for you, I got no hair!"

(From Steve Gilder)
-Gohan: "Ready, Goten? Kick the Saiyan!"
-Goten: "Don't kick the Saiyan!"

(From Julian Soullard)
-Vejita: (striking silly poses) "I'm Sailor Vejita!! And I'll punish you in the name of Planet Vejita!!!"

-Piccolo: "And I (striking silly poses as well) am Sailor Namek!!"

-Dende: "And I'm Sailor Chibi-Namek" (same poses)

-Piccolo & Dende: "And we'll punish you in the name of Planet Namek!!"

(From Ayame)
-Gohan: "You're not *really* going to wear those shoes with that outfit, are you?"

-any Saiyajin: "No, really, I couldn't eat another bite."

-#18: "Bald men really turn me on."

-the real secret to becoming Super Saiyajin: "Moon Crystal Power!! Make UP!!!"

-Vejita: "Oh, my darling, I love you! I can't live without you!!"

-Videl: "I want to grow up to be just like my dad."

-Pan: "Grandfathers suck."

-Mr. Satan: "You can't expect me to do that; it wouldn't be dignified!"

-Goten: "I love looking just like my father."

-#17 "We don't have time for that; we're on a schedule, you know."

-Buu: "No, thank you. I'm trying to cut down on sweets."

-Buu: "Does this make me look fat?"

-Mr. Satan: "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

-Chaozu: "Ten, can't you wear a hat or something? That third eye really makes you look like a freak. I'm embarrassed to be seen with you."

-Shenlong: "Do you want to know what you can do with that wish? ..."

Kaio-sama: "That's not funny."

-Piccolo: "I feel... like... singing!" (ever see "The Holy Grail"?)

-Kuririn: "I have no interest in a woman unless she's shorter than me."

-Chibi Trunks: "Hey, Goten, thanks for letting me ride Kinton solo; it was really awsome."

-Bulma: "What I'm really looking for is a guy who's smarter than me."

-Goku: "You're right, Bulma, we should use the Dragonballs and just wish the villain away!"

-Yamcha: "Actually, it's a wig."

-Tien: "I can't wait to kick Taopaipai's butt!!"

-Cell: "EW!! I couldn't do that; it would be gross."

-Freeza: "Fashion is everything."

-Chichi: "I have the best husband in the world."

-Mirai Trunks: "Gohan, why won't you think of what it would do to your mother? Please reconsider! You mustn't come with me to my time!!"


(From SSJVegeta of #dbzrpg on Dal.net)
-Tapion: "I dont like the flute, I think I'll take up heavy metal..."

-Freeza: "I'm not gay."

-Gohan: "I forgot how to count"

-Chichi: "Its what we do when we go to bed..."

-Goku: "Oh well, sounds like fun, lets go Gohan, want to come, Chichi?"

(From Piccolai)
-Piccolo:(talking on phone) "Hey Gohan? Guess what? I just opened up my new boot camp!"

-Piccolo:( yelling at salesclerk in bookstore) "WHADAYA MEAN YOU STILL DON'T HAVE THE NEW REDWALL BOOK??!!!"

-Piccolo( holds up goldfish crackers): "I like the fishes 'cause they're so delicious, gone a-goldfishinnnn'"

-Piccolo: "I...can't....resist...force..too...strong....I WANT MY DADDY!"

-Piccolo:(Pointing at someone) "YOOOUUUU.......(grins) HI!"

-Mr. Popo: "I just noticed something. Nobody makes any web pages for me. That's
SO unfair!"
-Anybody: "That's 'cause no one likes you, man!"
-Mr. Popo:(in shaky voice) "You're so mean......"
-Mr. Popo: "WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
-The person(backing away, might be Vegeta): "Uhhh.......uummmmm...bye now!"
-Mr.Popo: "MEANIE!"

[Master Annoyer of the void!!]

Nail: "I agree with Mr. Popo. I want a web page too! And I eat bugs! HAH!"

-Piccolo: "Okay, I might as well admit this now.....I'm in love with Xena, the warrior princess. Not that Lucy Lawless person. Just Xena. I wonder if she can do that ki thing again..."

-Vegeta: "Bulma, did you see my bunny anywhere? I forgot to kiss him today."

-Raditz: "Piccolo, I apologize for blowing up your arm. Please let me give you a gallon of water to compensate for my heinous deed."

-Dende: "Mr. Popo, I'm bored. Let's go to the Great Wall in China at midnight so we can roller-skate on it, then have a go-cart race!!!!"

-Cell: "I'M STUCK TO THE BAND-AID BRAND AND THE BAND-AID'S STUCK ON ME!"

-All females in DBZ:(singing) "Everyone is beautifulllll, in their own waaaayyy, fresh face to the wooooorld, fresh face to the daaaaaaay!!!! Everyone is beautifulllll, show it to the woooooorrrrld!!!!!!! Easy, breezy, beautiful Cover Girl!!!"

-Piccolo and Gohan: "Sailormoon is our favorite TV show!"

-Piccolo and Gohan:(singing) "Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never runs from a real fight, she is the one named Sailormoon!"

-Freeza: "Eeny meenie miny mo, catch a tiger by it's toe, if he hollers let it go, eeny meanie miny mo! My mother told me to to kill someone and this....is...it!"

(From SailorM)
-Goku & Piccolo: "I feel like Chicken tonight!"

-Vegeta & Goku: "JER-RY SPRING-ER!! JERRY SPRINGER!!!!!!"

-Goku: "E=MC2'

-Goten & Trunks: "HANGIN' AT THE Y-M-C-A!!! YEAH!!!!!!"

-Piccolo: ::enters the Hair Club For Men::

-Goku: "Chi-Chi....I love you!"

-Vegeta:"Everyone,let's all quit fighting and take up flower arranging!!"
-Everyone:"YEAH!!!"

-Trunks: "Eww..Purple hair makes me look gay..I'm shaving my head!!"

-Bulma:I'm quittng inventing and starting my own fashion line!!"

-Goku:"I'm Son Goku...an AA member."

-TV reporter:Son Goku..you just saved the world again! What are you going to do next?"
-Goku:"I'm going to Disneyland!"

-Taurus:"NOO!! I WANTED TO NAME IT"THE TREE OF LIGHT!! "!!! Stupid FUanimation...."

-Vegeta:*with tears in his eyes* "I love you guys!! GROUP HUG!!!!!!"
-Everyone:"Awww...GROUP HUG!!!" *all start crying*

-Piccolo:"No! I don't wanna fight!! STOP! YOU'RE HURTING ME!! WAAAHH!!!"

-Vegeta:"I'll see you on Jerry Springer, Kakarotto!!!"

-Piccolo:"I'm going to become a male stripper!"

-Goku:"I'm not hungry"

-Someone: "What's 2+2x3(6-9)?"
-Gohan: "D-OH!!"

-Piccolo: "Gohan-chan, Daiaiaidadiadsuki!!!!"

-Chi-Chi: "Goku, dear...let me come with you!! I WANNA KICK CELL'S WHINY @$$!!!"

-Goku: "Hey, gang, let's cash in on the Spice Girl's fame;We can be the...SpiceZ!!"
-Everyone: "YEAH!!"
-Goku: "I'm Sporty Spice!!"
-Vegeta: "I'm Scary Spice!!"
-Piccolo: "I'm Posh Spice!!"
-Mirai Trunks: "I'm Sexy Spice!!"
-Gohan: "..and I'm Baby Spice!!"
-All: "Z POWER!!!!!"

-Goku: "Hey, Vegeta!! I got us on Jerry Springer, like you wanted!!!!"
-Jerry: "Next:On Jerry Springer.....Rivals Who Might be Lovers!!"
-Goku & Vegeta: "WHAT?!?!?!"

-Vegeta(singing) "Bad boys,bad boys..whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

-Piccolo: "Yo, yo wassup, Goku? That Cell Game sh*t is whack!"

-Goku:(singing): "Here she comes...Miss Amercia..."

-Higher Dragon(aka: Icarus a la English Version): "Dragon help Gohan"

-Piccolo: "Y'know, Kaio-sama really is a funny person!"

-Piccolo: "Mmmm....Chi-Chi, I lov-*gasp* IT'S GOKU!! HE'S WATCHING US!! SH*T!!"

-Vegeta(to Bulma): "What about MY needs?"

-Kaio-sama: "That's not funny"

-Chi-Chi(with an axe & psycotic gleam in her eyes): "Here, dragon,dragon,dragon...here, Higher Dragon!!"

-Vegeta(singing): "NACHO,NACHO MAN!!! I WANNA BE, A NACHO MAN!!!"

-.Bulma: "Hey, you guys!!! Wanna know a secret? My power level is 1,200,900!!"

-Krillen & Piccolo: ::enter a singles bar::

-Chi-Chi: "GOKU!! VEGETA!!!! YOU WERE DRIVING DRUNK AGAIN, WEREN'T YOU!!!!"
-Both: "Um...uh..(get down on hands & knees) WE'RE SORRY!!!"
-Chi-Chi(to Bulma): "Good! their occupied!! Let's get the car from the Police & cruise for hunks!!"
-Bulma: "YEAH!"

-.Bulma(singing after Yamcha gets wished back): "My boyfriend's back,and he's gonna kick Freeza's @$$! Hey-la, Hey-la, my boyfriend's back!"

-Vegeta(singing): "Oh,Kakarotto, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Kakarotto! Hey, Kakarotto!"

-Piccolo(flushing a toilet & watching the water spin around): "MAKANASOUPPOU!!!"

(From Klara)
-Mr Satan: "Beat you again at wrestling, Goku!"

-Piccolo: "Let's all forget our problems and differences and watch some TV!"

-Goku (flying): "Help, these air currents are sweeping me away!"

-Gohan: "I'm scared of flying, Mom. Hold my hand while I do!"

-Kurilin: "Sailor Moon has really neat hair."

-Goku: "I'm starting a diet. Healthy snacks only."

-Vegeta (with tears in his eyes and a wide grin): "Group hug guys!!!!!"

-Vegeta (mumbling): "I need power, I need respect, I need love, I need a hug, I need my mom!!!!"

-Piccolo: "In the name of justice, I will fight at the side of Sailor Moon!"

-Vegeta (sigh): "Time for me to get concerned with ecological problems."

-Vegeta: "Look, what a cute bunny! Aaaaah, don't you just love animals?"

-Trunks: "Gee, the violet colour is wearing off. I have to dye my hair again."

-Piccolo: "Worms are just soooo yucky!"

-Trunks: "Arrgh...this...sword...is...too...heavy...for...me!"

-Trunks: "Remember children, never play with sharp objects."

-Piccolo: "Goku, please, please let me help you in this fight!"

-Piccolo: "Look, I've learned to whistle!"

-Piccolo: "Let's just sit by the campfire, have a friendly discussion and sing some merry songs."

-Trunks: "I have vowed to never touch a girl in my entire life."

-Vegeta or Piccolo: "Everybody, stop fighting and come watch TV! Dragon Ball is on!"

-Piccolo: "Everybody, gimme a kiss!"

(From Jenny)
-Chi Chi: (whines) "I just have to be the new Spice Girl!!!"

-Vegeta: (sobbing) "Please don't hurt me!! WAAAAAH!!!"

-Bulma: (to Piccolo) "You green cutie, you! Gimme a kiss!"
-Piccolo:(replying) "Oh, Bulma, I hoped you'd say that!"

-Gohan: "But Dad, I LOVE to study!"

-Brolli: "Yeah! I won the Jeopardy tournament!"

-Vegeta: "What the hell is sex?"

-Chi Chi: (to Goku) "Piccolo's clothes are strung all over the floor because....I'm...doing his laundry...yeah, that's it......

[Shikamarus Shadow]

that was to f**king long dammit make a special board just for you and your wrighting so you don't fill the boadrs up to fast.

[The Ultimate Creaseifyier]

Yeah, it took me like thirty minutes to read all of it.

[Shikamarus Shadow]

exatly

[Master Annoyer of the void!!]

he he sorry guys he he

[Shikamarus Shadow]

what are you gay just kidding