Post by Master Annoyer of the void!! on Apr 21, 2005 14:33:59 GMT -5
N= navi I= interveiwer (link in disquise)
I: Hello navi!
N: WHO TOLD YOU MY NAME?!?
I: uh.. ok mind if we ask u a few questions?
N: as long as it has nothing to do with me im fine!
I: how are you?
N: im great chuck how are you?
I:uh the names jeff
N:whatever bob
I:can you tell us anything about the new zelda game?
N:sure can its all about me, see there was this one time where i couldnt reach an apple on the great deku tree and u have to help me climb up a cliff to get it."
I: uh but caint you already fly?
N: ... whats your point?
I: *smacks forehead*
N: the point of the game joe is i have to kill ganon with very little help from this link guy hehe see when they made the ocarina of time game they put me as some annoying helper but let me tell you i eat my nuitrition every day unlike that sicko link who has like 6 girlfriends counting the horse...
I:(who's the annoying guy again?!) by the way how do you eat?
N: ... uh... lets move on shall we? (light blinking nervously)
I: navi are you ok?
N: uh yeah sure can you change the question please?
I: (hehe) of course how is your relationship going with link?
N: well a couple days ago he threw a éclair at me and told me to buzz off and when I said I was going to run away he said “how can u run you don’t even have legs so you know he is just a smart ass so…<br>
I: excuse me! *link tears off disquise and doesn’t notice that he wasn’t wearing anything under his clothes* u threw the éclair at me because I said you were great today! That’s all your just stubborn!
N: look naked lad I wouldn’t be talking go jump off a cliff
I: *Link looks down and screams and jumps off a cliff*
N: man what a weird reporter i wonder who that guy was anyway? I caint wait to tell link what happened I wonder where he is…<br>
THE END
I: Hello navi!
N: WHO TOLD YOU MY NAME?!?
I: uh.. ok mind if we ask u a few questions?
N: as long as it has nothing to do with me im fine!
I: how are you?
N: im great chuck how are you?
I:uh the names jeff
N:whatever bob
I:can you tell us anything about the new zelda game?
N:sure can its all about me, see there was this one time where i couldnt reach an apple on the great deku tree and u have to help me climb up a cliff to get it."
I: uh but caint you already fly?
N: ... whats your point?
I: *smacks forehead*
N: the point of the game joe is i have to kill ganon with very little help from this link guy hehe see when they made the ocarina of time game they put me as some annoying helper but let me tell you i eat my nuitrition every day unlike that sicko link who has like 6 girlfriends counting the horse...
I:(who's the annoying guy again?!) by the way how do you eat?
N: ... uh... lets move on shall we? (light blinking nervously)
I: navi are you ok?
N: uh yeah sure can you change the question please?
I: (hehe) of course how is your relationship going with link?
N: well a couple days ago he threw a éclair at me and told me to buzz off and when I said I was going to run away he said “how can u run you don’t even have legs so you know he is just a smart ass so…<br>
I: excuse me! *link tears off disquise and doesn’t notice that he wasn’t wearing anything under his clothes* u threw the éclair at me because I said you were great today! That’s all your just stubborn!
N: look naked lad I wouldn’t be talking go jump off a cliff
I: *Link looks down and screams and jumps off a cliff*
N: man what a weird reporter i wonder who that guy was anyway? I caint wait to tell link what happened I wonder where he is…<br>
THE END