Post by Master Annoyer of the void!! on Apr 21, 2005 14:39:35 GMT -5
Ganon sits down in smalll chair in waiting room and gets stuck in it (cause hes huge!) As ganon struggles with himself and the chair a young nurse walks in.
"Mr.ganon the doctor will see you now."
Ganon gets up with the chair stuck to his but and waddles across the room to the nurse. as he goes by he grabs the nurses ass and gets a @#$! slap for doing so. he goes into the office rubbing his cheaks.
"well mr.ganon what seems to be the problem?'"
"my cheak hurts doc"
sitting down on a chair with the other chair still stuck to him.
"Well you shouldnt grab nurses asses then unless your in bed with them which will never happen to you im afraid i just hope that poor nurse is alright.."
the doctor looks back at him
"is that all?"
"no doctor my real problem is i caint remember anything"
"hmmm state your name please mr.ganon"
"i dont know sir" he says still rubbing his face.
"man you r stupid no wonder you couldnt steal the triforce from link"
ganon looks up
"i remember him!"
the doctor looks suprised "you do?"
"yeah hes the one who used to have those little chocolate chip cookies that i liked and he had alot of muffins too!"
Ganon smiles brightly trying to hide the usual dumb expression on his face.
"o my god nurse bring him in"
link walks into the room holding the nurse and making out with her he then puts her down and grabs her ass and she giggles about it.
ganon looks over at link and asks the doctor silently "how comes i get a @#$! slap when i do that and he doesnt?"
"well it because your an ugly ass wipe"
ganon smiles "o i get it now!"
ganon looks over at link again "hey i remember you your the guy who stopped me from stealing the triforce and and and..."
"and?" the doctor says
" i forgot..."
"excuse me?"
navi floats into the room
"im sopposed to have a meeting with the fairy lords and the minish about the next deku tree can u direct me to where that meeting is being held?"
"its the room next door that has a big sign that says navi u dumbass get in here!"
" o thanks alot!"
and with that she floats down the hall and into the elevator and floats into the street.
" ugh nintendo carachters are idiots the next group of them that walk into my office are going to wish theyd never been born..."
"doctor? zelda, malon, the theif ,the weird fish girl,and epona are hear to see you."
*doctor slaps face*
the end...or is it? *meniachel music plays
"Mr.ganon the doctor will see you now."
Ganon gets up with the chair stuck to his but and waddles across the room to the nurse. as he goes by he grabs the nurses ass and gets a @#$! slap for doing so. he goes into the office rubbing his cheaks.
"well mr.ganon what seems to be the problem?'"
"my cheak hurts doc"
sitting down on a chair with the other chair still stuck to him.
"Well you shouldnt grab nurses asses then unless your in bed with them which will never happen to you im afraid i just hope that poor nurse is alright.."
the doctor looks back at him
"is that all?"
"no doctor my real problem is i caint remember anything"
"hmmm state your name please mr.ganon"
"i dont know sir" he says still rubbing his face.
"man you r stupid no wonder you couldnt steal the triforce from link"
ganon looks up
"i remember him!"
the doctor looks suprised "you do?"
"yeah hes the one who used to have those little chocolate chip cookies that i liked and he had alot of muffins too!"
Ganon smiles brightly trying to hide the usual dumb expression on his face.
"o my god nurse bring him in"
link walks into the room holding the nurse and making out with her he then puts her down and grabs her ass and she giggles about it.
ganon looks over at link and asks the doctor silently "how comes i get a @#$! slap when i do that and he doesnt?"
"well it because your an ugly ass wipe"
ganon smiles "o i get it now!"
ganon looks over at link again "hey i remember you your the guy who stopped me from stealing the triforce and and and..."
"and?" the doctor says
" i forgot..."
"excuse me?"
navi floats into the room
"im sopposed to have a meeting with the fairy lords and the minish about the next deku tree can u direct me to where that meeting is being held?"
"its the room next door that has a big sign that says navi u dumbass get in here!"
" o thanks alot!"
and with that she floats down the hall and into the elevator and floats into the street.
" ugh nintendo carachters are idiots the next group of them that walk into my office are going to wish theyd never been born..."
"doctor? zelda, malon, the theif ,the weird fish girl,and epona are hear to see you."
*doctor slaps face*
the end...or is it? *meniachel music plays
