The real legend

[Master Annoyer of the void!!]

This is but one of the legends the townspeople used to speak of....


long ago there was a beautiful land called hyrule and its people prospered under the power of the quadforce.

the 4 squares of courage wisdom power and stupidity floated playing cards in the temple doing everything in their power to make the people of hyrule even more confused.

but alas they were the symbols of the gods din (courage) nyrue(wisdom) farore (power) and logan (stupidity) *why stupidity u ask well we had to have some way of makeing the poeople of hyrule screw up* and since their were no more preist since the king built that big door so logans part of the quadforce couldnt find him and say "watchya doin watchya doin what what what??? im bored play with me make coffe!!! i like chocolate milk!!!!" ( you get the picture)

all was terrible untill one day a man name ganon came. he partied with the kokori and danced with the gorons he swam with the zoras until one day...

[The Ultimate Creaseifyier]

I did a tiny spell check on the bottom paragraph. So whoo-hoo.

[Master Annoyer of the void!!]

untill ganon fell in love with a beautiful princess named zelda after the king zackariha forsythe invited him to dinner and a show by the jester josh. when a boy named link who was secretly planning to take zelda while she was sleeping found out he was furious and stormed the castle with his small sword and rubber sheild and tried to kill ganon but was backhanded by him and thrown out.

afterwards link met a man named brendan who was strangley not a man but an owl! who told link to keep his nose out of other peoples business and told him to not collect the 3 objects to find the quadforce to kill ganon. link listened carefully but had the owl for lunch neway.

Link tried everywhich way to get the quadforces objects from the great deku tree by lighting it on fire while he was in it and from the gorons by giving him a great big rock wich was full of moss and from the zoras by giving them fried fish but none prevailed.

ganon got the quadforce first and when he raced after zeldas horse to try to get away from the mean link he forgot his pants.

link got mad so he had an affair with the 3 goddeses and stole the master sword mirror sheild and all sorts of other gizmos from them.

unfortunatley link was not so smart and wrote the wrong thank you letters to each goddes so when they all found out they tried to drown hyrule but didnt know that link was underwater with ruto haveing a child named ben who would eventually become the hero of winds with 40 mile an hour farts. and eventually would become ganon and zeldas adopted son and destroy link when he found him underwater looking for pie instead of his son.


And now u know why the townspeople and nintendo changed the legend

THE END (GLADLY)

[The Ultimate Creaseifyier]

Gooooooood. Goooooooooooood so fur, yepidy yep.

[The Ultimate Creaseifyier]

Oosome. Tootally. YAY, IM A JESTER! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Leo Cooper]

You made me an owl. Hmmm, however, I can be quite annoying, and Kapoeara is the most annoying sack of crap.

[Master Annoyer of the void!!]

so...did u like it? did u laugh at all? did u wet your pants?

[The Ultimate Creaseifyier]

i did laugh, but i didn't wet my pants, retard.

[Leo Cooper]

I was slightly disturbed.